#Oh golly you devil how to

#Oh golly you devil how to

I love how you jump off cliffs and are rude because it “doesn’t matter,” and, by golly, I love when you learn how to play the piano, and everyone is like, Woah! How’d you learn to play the piano? Nothing gives ME more joy, than your time loop. I love every second of your endless torture. EVERY DAY I HAVE MY PERIOD AND IT’S BEEN HUNDREDS OF YEARS. (SOBBING) I JUST…I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SILLY. I’VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME. ARE YOU SANTA? OR THE DEVIL? OR ARE YOU THE SAME PERSON? THINK ABOUT IT. OKAY? Anyway, regardless of the reason you’ve been forced into a time loop, I’m here to say thank you. AND THERE ALSO COULD BE CAVE PEOPLE DOWN THERE.

OH GOD, THE CAVE THING AGAIN, DON’T MAKE ME WRITE THE CAVE THING AGAIN. SANTA? IS THAT YOU? I GET IT! CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT LOVE, PLEASSSSSE The Devil’s gonna put you in a time loop of your worst moments as punishment. Were you a bad boy on Earth and/or made a deal with a man on a crossroads for a single breakfast burrito in exchange for your soul (in hindsight, NEVER make crossroads deals while drunk)? I WAS WRONG THIS ISN’T FUN. Oh, Santa’s gonna put you in a time loop ’til you learn your lesson. I’VE DONE THIS BEFORE, HAVEN’T I? Or that a benevolent or evil being might place you in one! Are you a cynical corporate lady and/or materialistic teen? DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN. There are so many reasons why one might get stuck in a time loop. Here are the best time loop movies, ranked.

Were you a bad boy on Earth and/or made a deal with a man at a crossroads for a single breakfast burrito in exchange for your soul (in hindsight, NEVER make crossroads deals while drunk)? The Devil’s gonna put you in a time loop of your worst moments as punishment. Or that a benevolent or evil being might place you in one! Are you a cynical corporate lady and/or materialistic teen? Oh, Santa’s gonna put you in a time loop ’til you learn your lesson. I love how you jump off cliffs and are rude because it “doesn’t matter,” and, by golly, I love when you learn how to play the piano, and everyone is like, Woah! How’d you learn to play the piano?” Nothing gives ME more joy, than your time loop.

Were you a bad boy on Earth and/or made a deal with a demon at a crossroads for a single breakfast burrito in exchange for your soul (in hindsight, NEVER make crossroads deals while drunk-you’re very hungry for burritos then)? The Devil’s gonna put you in a time loop of your worst moments as punishment. Or that a benevolent (or evil) being might place you in one! Are you a cynical corporate lady and/or materialistic teen? Oh, Santa’s gonna put you in a time loop ’til you learn your lesson.